Support “the troops.”

Next time you are beside yourselves "supporting the troops,"  try giving half a second or so to supporting the "CG Rescue Swimmer."  Yeah, he doesn't generally have to go overseas (though he might, not that I would know), his only real "enemy" is mother nature, and being the lucky guy he is, he only has to swim for a living.  A lightweight to be sure.  But that weight that is light might be yours, as you get hoisted out of the water while he "waits his turn."  Just give it some thought next time you "support the troops."

Dating Myself…

But this was just too damn funny to let go.  Cheers to whomever did it, I applaud you.